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i'm not stoned, i'm slightly pebbled

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via lindsaylohoean)

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

(via lindsaylohoean)

(Source: hiding-tonite, via ruoloc)

(Source: booasaur, via lubricates)

detainable:

if you don’t get my jokes then we can’t be friends

(Source: ericisntfunny, via bunsen)

dumbkili:

family dinners more like

image

(via greetings)

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

(via gnarly)

penis-hilton:

when you like someone and you can’t tell if they like you back image

(via australiansanta)

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

(via australiansanta)

(Source: stilinskis, via australiansanta)

(Source: amart, via paelate)

(Source: aisforarthur, via africandad)

(Source: yungterra, via australiansanta)

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(Source: enraptored, via greetings)