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i'm not stoned, i'm slightly pebbled

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*

(via communistbakery)

(Source: nothingislinear, via greetings)

draumstafir:

rogerrrs:

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

(Source: ruffaloh, via ugly)

dravenrodriguez:

I was told people were looking for the original poster and photo, so here it is folks.

(via pmon3y69)

Baby: M-m
Mom: Mama?
Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

(Source: amypoehler, via tortillah)

997:

why did i wake up

(via tortillah)

(Source: itseasytoremember, via tortillah)

barack-obottm:

i’ve been drinking, i’ve been drinking

(Source: ballesprofondes, via pmon3y69)

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

(via ruinedchildhood)

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

(via grohlspole)

pomeray:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

(via grohlspole)

(Source: m0squitos, via legalwifi)

awwww-cute:

Happy mama

(via pmon3y69)

ryanbeford:

Me: I’m so ugly!

500 million other people: NONONO U ARE SO CUTE AND SWEET U ARENT UGLY DONT U EVER SAY THAT!!!!

Me: wow I’m really beautiful!

500 other million people: WOW YOU’RE SO SELF CENTERED. CAN YOU KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF???? NO ONE CARES.

(via greetings)